I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
stay strong
oh dear jesus
(Source: notcaucasian)




